Sunday, January 06, 2008

VOICE MAIL TO GOD!

We have all learned to live with 'voice mail' as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered,what if God decided to install voicemail?'Imagine praying and hearing this:

Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests

Press2 for Thanksgiving

Press 3 for Complaints

Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse... 'I'm sorry, all ofour angels are busy helping other sinners right now.However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please stay on the line.'

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:

If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.

For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.

For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!

For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.

If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are holding, please press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,Press 5,

enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key.

If you get a negative response,try area code 420 for (Hell).Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.Please hang up and try again tomorrow.This office is closed for the weekend to observe areligious holiday.Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.

THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND LISTENS WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

1 comment:

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I truly believe that we have reached the point where technology has become one with our world, and I think it is safe to say that we have passed the point of no return in our relationship with technology.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Ethical concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory decreases, the possibility of uploading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's one of the things I really wish I could see in my lifetime.

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